I was working for a big seafood chain in Boston Local corproation type place I.E. lame. I started as a bus boy but made my way through hard work extra work and all ways covering shifts when needed and all ways being on time eventually they made me a server with good sales and great reviews anyways Im babbling so one day they needed someone to do "To go" which as a server was not my responsibility nor something I had been trained for. I did cause I thought this was kind of thing that would get me better sections and less lunch shifts. Well I forgot to put plastic ware in someones order and this guy decided to make a BIIIIG deal out of it even coming in the next day to yell at the assistant G.M. (steve) while he was dbl parked he got towed which made it even worse. So to appease this asshole I got Fired by steve. I looked at him and said that I was the hardest worker in the whole place which he could'nt deny he just said "Sometimes hard work is'nt enough"
Steve is a BIg BIG golf fan so I waited a couple weeks and found a saturday when Tiger Woods was'nt playing anywhere and I called the hostess and convinced her I was tigers manager and we would be coming in around 9 p.m. that night with a party of 8. Steve leaves at 6 every saturday so I knew he would stay late for "Tiger" I then made flyers and put stacks of them at the homeless sheltters near the resteraunt that said

"Legal Seafoods Night of compassion free food for the homeless 8:30 p.m."

so a half an hour before they were expecting Tiger here comes the Hobo Parade!!!! they gave them all Clam Chowder and bread and sodas "To Go" and tiger never showed. Not only did I get even but I fed the homeless too!!