Water with lemon, please

topic posted Tue, January 1, 2008 - 6:52 AM by  Thanos
If you're having your meal in a fine restaruant, lemon in your water is OK, especially if it's ina GLASS glass. But when you come to a fucking diner and ask for lemon in water served in a red plastic coke glass, then you are a jackass trying to look cool. Where the fuck do you think you are? Beverly hillS? Scottsdale? Idiots. I piss in you water.
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Thanos
  • Re: Water with lemon, please

    Tue, January 1, 2008 - 5:32 PM
    It happened again today! people come in (we're a family diner, blue collar place) and this lady brings in 4 kids under 7 ( Goddamn it! No fucking crackers for you!) and orders 6 waters with lemon, for the kids. Where the fuck are you from lady? When I was a kid, we drank water from the tap- no bottles, no perrier, no fucking lemons. How can you possibly raise a kid to be anything but a snooty SOB when you do that? I told her we don't have lemons. Just drink the water.

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